David Byrne once shouted, “Well I’m a tumbler!” And then he snorted some fat rails, probably.
Folks, I’m here to tell you I’m no longer a Tumblr. I’m moving on. It’s been a fun almost-coupla years. We’ve shared laughs, tears, and needles. We talked about card tricks, and we made fun of Harry Lorayne. I genuinely appreciate all who showed up. Thankee.
Now, lest ye think this is a grand, tearful goodbye—it’s not. Really, I’m just ditching Tumblr for Wordpress. Put down the gun, you still have something to live for.
The new blog will be located at
I do encourage all to come join the fun at the new place. I like most of you, and would rather enjoy your company. As an incentive, I will be posting 100% more nudie pics.
Well, onward and upward. Or, as they say in Italy, "Io non so parlare italiano!"